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Betelgeuse Towel Massacre

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lyrics

Pretty girls - we have them
they will knock you off your feet
they'll do anything you like
with them you can't compete

Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse towel massacre
Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse towel disaster

there's only one rule
the rule of all
never leave
without a towel

your towel is soft
it follows your will
and in skilled hands
it can kill

KILL!!!!

Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse towel massacre
Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse towel disaster

towel massacre

care for it well
wash it by time
towel your fiends
wipe their spines

cruising in space
you two are fused
in case you're down
get new shoes

But above all:
DON'T FORGET YOUR TOWEL!

president of the galaxy?!?
towel him to pieces!
lash his space fleet
lash it till it's dust

on a space trip
the towel is god
having none
would be odd

lash his space fleet to dust
lash it

care for it well
wash it by time
towel your fiends
wipe their spines

cruising in space
you two are fused
in case you're down
get new shoes

Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse towel massacre
Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse towel disaster

towel massacre!

unsheathe your towel
an interstellar whale?
unsheathe your towel
to impale
unsheathe your towel
when you feel a threat
unsheathe your towel
thwack

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from Rotten Tunes, released September 14, 2016

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Rotten Pope is a side-project by members of Bitterness, Mental Amputation, Necrotted and Revel in Flesh.

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